第425章 喝趴女婿


            

            
            
            
            
            
                薄寒时这一点评,像是一盆冷水浇的小相思哇哇叫。
                
            

            

            
            
                小家伙一下就被惹毛了:“爸爸,你炒鸡没眼光的!”
                
            

            

            
            
                大舅送的这个皇冠上面,镶嵌了好多宝石,看起来布灵布灵的,明明超漂亮!
                
            

            

            
            
                妈妈说的对,爸爸眼神不行!
                
            

            

            
            
                薄寒时不以为然,挑了下眉,“我没眼光怎么会找你妈妈当老婆?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “可妈妈还没答应做你老婆呢!”
                
            

            

            
            
                薄寒时:“……”
                
            

            

            
            
                小相思嘎嘎乱杀的时候,杀伤力十足。
                
            

            

            
            
                怼的薄寒时无fuck说。
                
            

            

            
            
                乔予拉过炸毛的小家伙,顺毛道:“相思戴着大舅送的皇冠明明这么漂亮,爸爸是直男审美,别听他的。”
                
            

            

            
            
                相思小胸膛一叹,摆摆小手,“算了,不跟爸爸计较了,妈妈,帮我拍几张照片!”
                
            

            

            
            
                乔予掏出手机,正要给顶着皇冠的小家伙拍几张照片做纪念。
                
            

            

            
            
                薄寒时这时候好死不死的又开口了:“哪家好人家的小屁孩儿顶着一斤黄金在头顶?颈椎还没发育好,这脖子要不要了?”
                
            

            

            
            
                乔予:“……”
                
            

            

            
            
                严琛:“……”
                
            

            

            
            
                小相思:“爸爸,你在骂你自己不是好人吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                薄寒时:“……”
                
            

            

            
            
                小相思捧着那个小皇冠稀罕了半天,又戴着小皇冠凑到严老面前去,“爷爷,大舅送我的皇冠是不是很哇撒!”
                
            

            

            
            
                严老被逗笑,“哇撒哇撒!很哇撒!小金豆子,爷爷也买了生日礼物送给你,你猜猜是什么?”
                
            

            

            
            
                小相思:“玩具!”
                
            

            

            
            
                严老思忖道:“确实是个玩具,倒也没猜错。”
                
            

            

            
            
                只不过,那玩具大了一点。
                
            

            

            
            
                小相思激动的问:“爷爷,是什么玩具?我想现在就知道!”
                
            

            

            
            
                爸爸一个人卖关子就够了,要是爷爷也卖关子,她今晚根本睡不着觉!
                
            

            

            
            
                严老慈爱的看着她说:“爷爷给你买了台粉色的小车。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “在哪里呢!”
                
            

            

            
            
                小相思探着小脑袋在严老身后左看右看,没找到。
                
            

            

            
            
                严老笑道:“在院子里呢,不在爷爷手里!你出去找找。”
                
            

            

            
            
                小相思飞快的跑去院子,找她的玩具车。
                
            

            

            
            
                找了一大圈,院子里传来小奶音:“爷爷,我找不到鸭!”
                
            

            

            
            
                玩具车放院子里?
                
            

            

            
            
                屋内几个大人也被勾起了好奇心。
                
            

            

            
            
                严老走到院子里,眼神示意了下老杜。
                
            

            

            
            
                老杜会意,将防尘罩一揭——
                
            

            

            
            
                “小小姐,你的玩具车在这儿呢!”
                
            

            

            
            
                是一辆全粉色的迈凯伦720s超跑,连车轮子的卡钳都是粉色的,落地价400个朝上。
                
            

            

            
            
                这台粉色超跑,看起来甜酷甜酷的,少女心的同时,又足够帅气。
                
            

            

            
            
                小相思眼睛瞪直了:“爷爷,这个玩具车也太大了叭!”
                
            

            

            
            
                严老揉揉她的小脑袋,“以后每一年你过生日,爷爷都送你一辆玩具车,等你成年,拿到驾照,就知道这些玩具车有多好玩儿了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                乔予道:“爸,你别把她宠坏了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                严老朗声道:“你从小被人抱走,没在我身边长大,现在还好有个小相思,我宠她,我高兴!我一高兴,没准就能多活几年!”
                
            

            

            
            
                一旁薄寒时眸光暗了下。
                
            

            

            
            
                严老唯一的亲生女儿,丢了二十五年,无论叶清禾在其中推动了哪一环,恐怕都难辞其咎……
                
            

            

            
            
                乔予眼眶发热,“相思,快谢谢爷爷。”
                
            

            

            
            
                小相思很会说吉利话:“谢谢爷爷!爷爷你会长命百岁哒!”
                
            

            

            
            
                严老低头看着腿边的小包子,“我要看着咱们小相思长大,到时候再生个小小相思出来,那我就当曾爷爷了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                小相思目光看向薄寒时。
                
            

            

            
            
                薄寒时冷冷道:“看我干什么?”
                
            

            

            
            
                相思掰着小手指说:“现在我已经知道妈妈、大舅、爷爷的礼物是什么,就差爸爸的了,爸爸,你到底给我准备了什么礼物?怎么这么神秘?”
                
            

            

            
            
                薄寒时:“我送的礼物花钱买不到。”
                
            

            

            
            
                小相思在期待的同时,又有一丢丢害怕:“这么厉害?不会是爸爸你自己给我出的习题册吧!”
                
            

            

            
            
                薄寒时:“……”
                
            

            

            
            
                他有这么坏吗?
                
            

            

            
            
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                下午五点的时候,严皓月人还没到严公馆。
                
            

            

            
            
                乔予打了个电话过去询问。
                
            

            

            
            
                电话那边严皓月吐槽道:“麻的今天不知道走了什么背运,刚在路上被人追尾了,在等交警过来处理,你们不用等我,我还指不定什么时候到。”
                
            

            

            
            
                乔予一怔,“严重吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “不严重,就是车屁股被撞憋了一点。”
                
            

            

            
            
                那边,严皓月刚将脑袋探出车窗,就看见一抹怪熟悉的身影。
                
            

            

            
            
                她拿下放在耳边的手机,“怎么又是你?”
                
            

            

            
            
                对方勾唇笑笑,笑意匪气:“李四小姐,又见面了,咱俩挺有缘。”
                
            

            

            
            
                严皓月朝后看一眼,是辆黑色悍马,他的车头好好的,没半点损伤。
                
            

            

            
            
                她咬牙:“就是你撞得我的车??”
                
            

            

            
            
                对方淡定至极:“雪天,路滑,实属意外。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “……回驾校重造吧你!”