陆程文冷清秋 作品

第160章 为了面子,大师兄也是拼了(第2页)

                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天快气死了,心说你不来谁想你啦!?
                
            

            

            
            
                依旧假装轻松:“雪凝啊,你怎么来这边啦?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “属下就是感觉,陆程文这个人诡计多端,留我在家里肯定是没安好心。就想着出来找他,结果看到了一群人把蒋诗涵他们都控制起来了,气死我了!我揍了他们,放了那些女孩子,就赶紧上来了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “一上来就看到您和陆程文的战斗已经进入到白热化了,属下知道你施展了王霸反神,怕您有闪失,就及时地、奋不顾身地、忠心耿耿地,推开了您!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “少主,您不要夸我,雪凝跟着少主,就是为了在这种时候,用自己的生命来保护您的!如果这种事再出现一次,属下依然还会做出同样的选择!”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天看着她。
                
            

            

            
            
                还来一次!?
                
            

            

            
            
                我去你大爷的!我特么留着你就等于虐待自己!
                
            

            

            
            
                华雪凝哭了:“少主,您是不是受伤了呀?您起来嘛,让雪凝看看!”
                
            

            

            
            
                华雪凝又去推龙傲天。
                
            

            

            
            
                其他两个女孩子也过来碰触龙傲天,七嘴八舌地问他的伤势。
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天……他……套着东西呢!
                
            

            

            
            
                这一推还受得了?
                
            

            

            
            
                这酸爽!
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天很激动!但是又要极力装作不激动,摆事实、讲道理的样子:
                
            

            

            
            
                “你们说话就说话,别总推我好不好?就让我在这里坐一会儿思考一下人生有什么不好?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “人生是不是需要经常进行思考?你们说,是不是!?”
                
            

            

            
            
                三个女孩子都懵了。
                
            

            

            
            
                纷纷点头:“是、是需要思考,但是……”
                
            

            

            
            
                “不要但是了!”龙傲天道:“你们退后,都退后,让我安静地在这里享受一下独处的乐趣,好不好?”
                
            

            

            
            
                此时陆程文走了过来,冷清秋挎着他的胳膊。
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文笑着道:“大师兄,再过两招啊?”
                
            

            

            
            
                华雪凝一把推开龙傲天,挡在前面:“陆程文,你不要欺人太甚!”
                
            

            

            
            
                后面的龙傲天像是不倒翁一样,立刻坐直了身体!
                
            

            

            
            
                疼啊!
                
            

            

            
            
                真疼啊!
                
            

            

            
            
                那不是假的啊!龙傲天是有发炎权的!
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天浑身抽筋拔骨地……两条胳膊恨不得缩进身体里去,两只手在空中像是小脑萎缩一样,不断地抓、握拳、伸开、抓、握拳……
                
            

            

            
            
                脑袋慢慢地左右摇晃,嘴巴张开、运动、再张开、再运动……
                
            

            

            
            
                总之就是一个字!
                
            

            

            
            
                忍!
                
            

            

            
            
                已经……这样了,这个人是不能丢的!
                
            

            

            
            
                无论如何都要忍住!
                
            

            

            
            
                华雪凝跟陆程文吵了几句,伸手就去搀龙傲天:“少主,我们走!我看谁敢拦着!”
                
            

            

            
            
                往起这么一拽啊!
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天表情失控了都要:“拔……拔拔拔拔……拔出来啦!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文故意假装闹笑话一样地:“我出招喽!”
                
            

            

            
            
                华雪凝一紧张,立刻松开了龙傲天,拔出半截宝剑:“你敢!”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天又坐回去了。
                
            

            

            
            
                整个人已经恨不得收缩成一个球了!
                
            

            

            
            
                华雪凝一看,陆程文是故意吓唬自己玩儿,嘟囔一句:“幼稚!少主,我们走!”
                
            

            

            
            
                说着又搀起了龙傲天。
                
            

            

            
            
                “别!喔——!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文又道:“我又出招啦!”
                
            

            

            
            
                华雪凝又松开龙傲天,拔出半截宝剑,发现陆程文没动,气呼呼地道:“陆程文,你有意思吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                那边的龙傲天已经说不出话了,满头大汗,还在浑身较劲,握拳忍耐。
                
            

            

            
            
                华雪凝道:“少主别怕,有我呢!我看谁能让我家少主受一点点伤,哪怕是让我家少主破个皮,我都要他的命!”
                
            

            

            
            
                又搀起已经收缩的龙傲天。
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天脸色惨白:“别!别——我去——!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文又往前冲一下:“我又出招啦!我又不出招啦!来呀来呀!打我呀笨蛋!”
                
            

            

            
            
                华雪凝松开了龙傲天:“陆程文!你不要欺人太甚!我家少主在思考人生,你看……诶?少主你怎么哭了?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “呃……”看龙傲天说不出话,华雪凝自顾自地胡诌:“我家少主心怀天下,一定是想到了让他感动的事情!少主,我们走!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “住手!”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天终于喊出来了:“你……你后退!后退!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “少主,您怎么……”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你给我后退!退!退!退!退!”
                
            

            

            
            
                华雪凝不明就里,只能慢慢后退了几步。
                
            

            

            
            
                “还有你们,都退!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文笑了,蹲在龙傲天面前:“大师兄,咱们今天切磋结束了吧?”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天笑着点头:“结束了结束了,哎呀师弟你功夫进步的真快呀!师兄打心底里为你高兴呀!”
                
            

            

            
            
                华雪凝在一边十分惊讶:“原来你们是在切磋呀?”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天愤怒地道:“你别说话!闭嘴!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文知道,在这里要干掉龙傲天是不可能的。
                
            

            

            
            
                自己已经没有战斗力了,要杀龙傲天,这三个女人得咬死自己。
                
            

            

            
            
                笑着道:“师兄,其实还是您厉害。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “唉,哪里哪里,我们师兄弟切磋的好好的,你说这丫头,就过来推人!多讨厌!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “没事,雪凝这丫头忠诚、善良,而且很勇敢,我很喜欢她!谢谢师兄派她来保护我!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “哦?师弟喜欢呀?那好!那我就正式地,把她送给你!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “师兄,这么贵重的……手下,我怎么能收呢?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “哎呀师弟,你跟师兄就不要客气啦嘛!收下,就当是为我好,我求你收下!”
                
            

            

            
            
                华雪凝都哭了:“少主,人家想一生一世陪着你!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你闭嘴!”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天怒吼。