第63章 主角快气疯了


            

            
            
            
            
            
                龙傲天喘息着看着浑天罡。
                
            

            

            
            
                “前辈,晚辈没有别的意思,晚辈只是怕前辈被奸人欺骗。”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文道:“你拉倒吧,咱俩的智商捆在一起,都比不上前辈的一根毫毛。”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡:“嗯嗯,有道理。”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天快急哭了:“前辈,我……”
                
            

            

            
            
                “哎呀,好了好了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡道:“你俩都摔得这么惨,但是这复骨健元丹呢,只有一粒,这样吧,我问你们一个问题,谁答对了,就给谁吃。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “前辈请讲。”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡看着陆程文:“我问你,一加一得几?”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文挫着下巴,作思考状:“等于……二?”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡:“哎呀!人才呀!”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天急了:“前辈,他这是……”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡:“你别急,我再问你,一加一得几?”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天都震惊了。
                
            

            

            
            
                我靠,原封不动啊!
                
            

            

            
            
                “等于二。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “放屁!”浑天罡道:“这个答案是人家说过的,你也真好意思!”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天心说我就是受伤了,要不然我非得蹦起来踹你不可,老不死的,你特么要么就直接给他得了,这不是玩儿人吗?
                
            

            

            
            
                “前辈,一加一也得不出别的数啊!晚辈不服!”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡冷笑:“我就让你死个明白。”
                
            

            

            
            
                扭头问陆程文:“一加一得几?”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文道:“十四!”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡激动了:“哎呀,天才啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天疯了。
                
            

            

            
            
                这也行!?十四!?你俩……还有点准谱没有啦!?
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡看着龙傲天:“我再问你,一加一得几?”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天心说我怎么答?
                
            

            

            
            
                你胡乱回答,我也胡乱回答。
                
            

            

            
            
                “等于十九。”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡看着龙傲天,遗憾地摇头:“你是不是傻?一加一等于十九?你还真好意思说啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天睁大了眼睛,一指陆程文:“他回答十四,您怎么不说?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我愿意!”
                
            

            

            
            
                混天罡问陆程文:“到你啦,一加一得几?”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文闭着眼睛:“九千一百二十四,到九千一百二十五之间。”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡激动地一拍大腿:“我靠你神啦!”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天当即就把眼前的石头小桌掀翻了:“你直接给他吧!我不要啦!玩儿啥呢!?”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡道:“你少在老夫面前发脾气,我问你,一加一得几!”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天哭着道:“我……我……”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡摇着头:“又错啦!”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天哭着道:“我还没说呢!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文道:“前辈就是智慧,在你没出口之前,他就已经知道你错了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡点着头,深以为然:“你告诉他答案吧。”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文自信满满:“等于x加y减z乘以德尔塔的三次方再除以圆周率的果。”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡给陆程文竖起大拇指:“牛啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天都呆滞了:“除以圆周率?你丫认真的吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡道:“虽然我不知道圆周率是啥意思,但是听着很玄。”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天快气死了。
                
            

            

            
            
                想要走,但是断骨太多了。
                
            

            

            
            
                这是个绝境!
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天,你要冷静!你自诩天之骄子,不可能被困在这里没有生路。
                
            

            

            
            
                这老头子是被陆程文一顿溜须马屁拍舒服了,现在陆程文说什么在他耳朵里都是动听的。
                
            

            

            
            
                我得扭转这个局面!
                
            

            

            
            
                想到这里,龙傲天突然笑了起来。
                
            

            

            
            
                “我输了。”龙傲天抱拳拱手:“前辈的智慧、思维,我这辈子是跟不上了,晚辈对前辈只有佩服,对您的敬仰之意如滔滔江水、连绵不绝。”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡板着脸:“马屁精!”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天点着头:“是是是,晚辈就是马屁精,但是前辈您的智慧的确让晚辈佩服,实在找不出更好的词汇,来描述前辈的智慧之深、之广、之辽远、之……”
                
            

            

            
            
                “住口!”浑天罡板着脸:“你拿我当三岁孩子戏弄吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “啊?我……没有。”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡哼了一声:“一加一等于什么圆周率,怎么可能?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “那您还……”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你,告诉他一加一到底等于几!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文面不改色:“等于三角形。”
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡道:“看到没有,要拍我的马屁,要这样才对路嘛!”
                
            

            

            
            
                龙傲天哭了。
                
            

            

            
            
                委屈啊!
                
            

            

            
            
                尼玛这俩人什么思路啊!?扯神马!
                
            

            

            
            
                别说我没办法跟你们一决高下了,我特么连你们在说什么都搞不清楚了!
                
            

            

            
            
                这怎么两个傻逼碰在一起会有这么诡异的化学反应吗!?
                
            

            

            
            
                浑天罡看着陆程文道:“小子,你对老夫的脾气,这枚复骨健元丹,就给你啦!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “谢前辈!”
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文接过丹药,一脸笑容,但是看了看在那边昏迷不醒的华雪凝的背影,心里一动。
                
            

            

            
            
                【华雪凝其实是个好女孩儿,因为灵识被封印了一缕,所以脑子不太灵光而已。】
                
            

            

            
            
                【她背负血海深仇,才甘愿与恶魔为伍,不该死在这里。】
                
            

            

            
            
                陆程文叹息一声:“前辈,这枚丹药,不如就给那边的华姑娘吃了吧。”