乌龙茶太苦 作品

第九十四章:罪魁祸首是你!


            

            
            
            
            
            
                咚咚咚!
                
            

            

            
            
                “有人吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “别敲了,门都锁上了,医生肯定已经走了,去学校外面看吧?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我刚刚明明听到里面有声音的。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “怎么可能?我都没听到声音,你听到了什么?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “好像是什么‘舒服’什么的……好像是一个男人的声音。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “神经啊,来医务室都是受伤的, 舒服什么……走了走了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                两个人对话的声音越来越远。
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛蹲在地上,衬衫扣子一颗没扣,敞开着,面对着江北。
                
            

            

            
            
                她两只手左右挤着自己的两只熊,面色潮红,却是一动不敢动。
                
            

            

            
            
                待她确定人走了之后,司媛嗔怒道,“你干什么啊?差点被你害死!声音这么大!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “幸好窗帘拉的严实,被有心人看到,你我都别做人了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                江北苦笑,无辜道,“这也能怪我?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “这不是怪你吗?!”
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛一脸懵逼,还有点生气!
                
            

            

            
            
                “怎么怪啊?你讲不讲理!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我可是一点声音都没有发出来。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “都是你在那怪叫好吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “一会儿舒服,一会儿慢点的……就你屁事多!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “到头来还怪到我头上了!!”
                
            

            

            
            
                江北心里吐槽。
                
            

            

            
            
                废话。
                
            

            

            
            
                那是她嘴巴里吃着东西,才出不了声音的。
                
            

            

            
            
                能跟他相提并论啊?
                
            

            

            
            
                江北更没好气道,“你还说呢!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “问题就是太舒服了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “不是你……搞的我这么舒服,我会出声?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你不是罪魁祸首?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “不怪你怪谁!”
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛一听这话。
                
            

            

            
            
                心中的怨气顿时烟消云散。
                
            

            

            
            
                怎么也气不起来。
                
            

            

            
            
                好像还真的怪她……
                
            

            

            
            
                但还有点骄傲是怎么回事呢?
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛装模作样地哼了一声,继续动作起来。
                
            

            

            
            
                “你好了没有?都这么久了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我都快要累死了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                这回司媛是真的幽怨。
                
            

            

            
            
                上次在小树林也是这样。
                
            

            

            
            
                江北这个家伙死活好不了。
                
            

            

            
            
                她的嘴巴和手臂都已经发麻了!
                
            

            

            
            
                江北坏笑道。
                
            

            

            
            
                “这不是有抗性了吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我也没有办法……”
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛满头问号。
                
            

            

            
            
                “抗性?什么抗性?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “这东西还跟抗性有关?”
                
            

            

            
            
                江北一本正经道,“啊!当然了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “打个比方。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你当老师,遇到一个调皮捣蛋的学生。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “一开始你会很生气,但你习惯了之后,有办法治他了,你不就是有抗性了吗?”
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛一听就明白了。
                
            

            

            
            
                随后又满脸通红。
                
            

            

            
            
                她明白了江北的意思。
                
            

            

            
            
                江北的意思是她用同样的方法帮了江北几次。
                
            

            

            
            
                江北已经习惯了!
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛莫名就被气到了。
                
            

            

            
            
                “有抗性你还一直怪叫!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “有抗性还舒服?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “混蛋!”
                
            

            

            
            
                气的司媛双手用力挤了挤。
                
            

            

            
            
                搞得江北差点没有崩住缴械!
                
            

            

            
            
                “嘶!卧槽……”
                
            

            

            
            
                “轻点轻点……我错了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                这其实跟抗性没有关系。
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛这种极品。
                
            

            

            
            
                无论来几次,苏洛都不会有抗性。
                
            

            

            
            
                他只是强忍着在负重前进……
                
            

            

            
            
                又弄了一会儿。
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛泄气道。
                
            

            

            
            
                “我不行了,累死我了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “舌头都麻了,手臂酸死了。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “不伺候你了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                说着司媛就想站起身来,她真的累了……
                
            

            

            
            
                江北连忙道。
                
            

            

            
            
                “别啊!快了快了!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “我有感觉!”
                
            

            

            
            
                司媛皱了皱眉头。
                
            

            

            
            
                “真的?”
                
            

            

            
            
                江北点了点头。
                
            

            

            
            
                “真的!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “你再坚持一下就知道了……”