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第二百九十八章 长孙冲:房二怎么知道我不行?


            

            
            
            
            
            
                长孙冲完全理解错了。
                
            

            

            
            
                房赢当然不会剧透,说你长孙家以后会被武则天灭了,所以话说的非常隐晦。
                
            

            

            
            
                可放在长孙冲眼里。
                
            

            

            
            
                却是暗指另外一件事情。
                
            

            

            
            
                “为何会这样?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “他怎么知道我不行!”
                
            

            

            
            
                长孙冲吓坏了,心里天人交战:“我不喜欢女人这件事,房遗爱怎会知道……除了我爹和太子,不可能还有他人知晓啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “难道他在诈我?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “不对啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “如果在吓唬人,他为何明晃晃的问我行不行?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “爹只给了我半年时间,让我和长乐公主生孩子,否则就会废掉我这个嫡长子……难道是长乐告诉他这件事了?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “也不可能啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “李丽质性子冰冷,怎会对房赢这个粗人吐露心声……”
                
            

            

            
            
                长孙公子脸色阴晴不定。
                
            

            

            
            
                坐立不安的待在原地,也直接哑火。
                
            

            

            
            
                这一幕。
                
            

            

            
            
                放在周围的人眼里。
                
            

            

            
            
                却又是另外一幅景象。
                
            

            

            
            
                房遗爱真厉害!
                
            

            

            
            
                三言两语,就把太子和长孙冲说的哑口无言,果然巧舌如簧……
                
            

            

            
            
                女眷们美眸发亮。
                
            

            

            
            
                又发现了房赢一条优点。
                
            

            

            
            
                拥有这样的技能,就算被去了势,放到皇宫里,也会深受贵妃娘娘们的喜爱吧?
                
            

            

            
            
                此时。
                
            

            

            
            
                见两个小阴人拉缸。
                
            

            

            
            
                房赢扭头问李恪:“果酒喝的有些多,我去撒尿,你去不去?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “切!不去。”
                
            

            

            
            
                吴王殿下鄙视的看着房赢:“只有女人,才会一起出恭,本王懒得跟你去。”
                
            

            

            
            
                不不不,男人也会,只不过会说,走啊,一起抽烟去……
                
            

            

            
            
                可惜现在没有烟卷。
                
            

            

            
            
                于是房赢也不勉强,拍了拍李恪的肩膀:“行吧,我去去就回。”
                
            

            

            
            
                “快去快回。”
                
            

            

            
            
                李恪朝着远处努努嘴:“看着没?程处弼被他爹抓住了,估计很快会被灌酒。”
                
            

            

            
            
                房赢扭头一看。
                
            

            

            
            
                只见宴席末尾,程咬金领着一群大唐兵痞,把自家三郎堵在了角落里。
                
            

            

            
            
                “桀桀桀桀……”
                
            

            

            
            
                程咬金呲着牙,令人心惊的笑声,隔着老远都听得到:“老三啊,爹都不知道,你都会跳战舞了?”
                
            

            

            
            
                “爹,我我我……”
                
            

            

            
            
                程处弼一脸惊恐。
                
            

            

            
            
                缩在墙根,双臂抱肩,黑铁塔一般的魁梧身材,与现在的动作极为不搭。
                
            

            

            
            
                “爹,都是房遗爱!”
                
            

            

            
            
                情急之下,他毫不留情的出卖朋友,往这边指了指,大声说道:“是房遗爱让我干的!”
                
            

            

            
            
                “嗯?房小二?”
                
            

            

            
            
                程咬金一愣。
                
            

            

            
            
                扭头朝这边望来,眼中寒光一闪,配上那一张黑脸,看起来十分凶残。
                
            

            

            
            
                “嘶……”
                
            

            

            
            
                房赢倒吸一口冷气。
                
            

            

            
            
                一股毛骨悚然的感觉,瞬间袭遍全身。
                
            

            

            
            
                “俺老孙去也!”
                
            

            

            
            
                房赢怪叫一声。
                
            

            

            
            
                撒丫子就朝殿外跑,只恨自己驾不了筋斗云。
                
            

            

            
            
                ……
                
            

            

            
            
                “嗯?跑的倒是挺快。”
                
            

            

            
            
                程咬金嘟囔了一句,重新将视线看向自家三郎,恶狠狠的道:“说,还有何事瞒着老夫?”
                
            

            

            
            
                程处弼一张黑脸都白了。
                
            

            

            
            
                “我说老程,嗝……”